6 Ways to Answer Awkward Questions During Chinese New Year

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6 Ways to Answer Awkward Questions During Chinese New Year

 

Yup, it's that time of the year again when the Lunar New Year celebrations dawn, and relatives gather from near and far to spend quality time with one another. Except that sometimes, 'quality' means getting asked the most awkward questions ever. From "Why don't you have a girlfriend/boyfriend yet?" to "When are you going to have your next baby?" You'll probably hear it all during this festive season.

Here are some funny and offbeat (but still polite) ways you can answer your rather nosy aunty, uncle, cousin or the like:

 

1. I would like to be swimming in money first

 

2. Hmm, maybe I need plastic surgery. Would you sponsor me?

 

3. I'm actually really happy with my life right now

 

4. Well sometimes money isn't everything, right?

5. I'm single 'cos I like pets more than people

 

6. It's actually the clothes that make me look bigger. I haven't gained weight at all

 

Here' wishing everyone good luck in your upcoming CNY celebrations. Stay safe and stay happy!

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