1. Whoops.
2. Yep, definitely drunk.
3. Are we missing something here?
4. Hmm...are we expecting a performance here?
5. Perhaps a group performance?
6. I followed instructions to the T - aren't you proud of me?
7. Erm...I don't think this was well thought out.
8. Ahem...
9. Let's give a toast to sleep deprived architects.
10. Trust me, I know what I'm doing. I really do...