Things You Wished Your Parents Did Not Tell You Over Dinner

 

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Things You Wished Your Parents Did Not Tell You Over Dinner

1. You may or may not be adopted. But, we still love you the way we love Jeremy Tan from next door.

2. The piece of meat that you're happily eating is not from an animal. No, it isn't tofu too.

3. We have decided to convert your bedroom into a mini zoo.

4. We're having a celery party today.

5. Your dad and I are getting a divorce. We're playing 'Rock, Paper, Scissors' to see who is unfortunate enough to keep you.

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